• GUY: Babe I really want you to be mine

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Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry.

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Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers

always score.

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Girl: Lol! You look like a defender in this one

then.

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Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but he has

scored in 2 champions league finals.

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Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my

boyfriend is tall and rich!.

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Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6’4 but Messi still

chipped Him.

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Girl: Lol! But you know that Messi is richer than

Manuel Neuer right?

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Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn’t taller dan

him, so that is 1 – 1

and that was all Barcelona needed to oust

Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So?

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Girl: You never give up do you?

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Guy: Ac milan were leading 3nil in first half against liverpool in 2005 cl final, yet Liverpool won the trophy.

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Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of football will

really take you places.

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Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination

is your heart.

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Girl: Don’t even try it I will just block you

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Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking

Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself.

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Girl: Loool! you are a genius, call me I’ll be free

this weekend!!!.

Anything is possible with Football